lomage 

Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.

1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass

2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.

3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.

1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"

"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"

2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"

3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"

lomage by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019

Lamage 

the act or process of being lame.

Look at that loser!
Yeah, total lamage.

Lamage by edrick February 6, 2005

Loagen 

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.

You are such a Loagen.

Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

Lomaxed 

To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)

After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.

Lomaxed by Erroneous January 19, 2008

lovage 

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

lovage by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004

lomaeo 

WHen you laugh too much and can't even type lmao

lomaeo what is that :,D

lomaeo by Theotheror December 3, 2019

Lomasexual 

Male Boxing casuals who have a suspect attraction, and obsession with V. Lomachenko.

So much so that they have momentary lapses into homosexual transitions that resemble that of teenage girls screeching and panting over their favorite teenage male heartthrob.

Person 1. Eff loma. Guys overhyped.

Lomasexual: WHAT!? EFF YOU! ID KISS HIS TIP IF HE ASKED; I mean, i the think he’s not overhyped. Com’on. He’s good. (wincing with pain.)

Lomasexual by Boxing aficionado . April 26, 2019