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lomage

Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.

1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass

2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.

3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"

"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"

2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"

3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019
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Lamage

the act or process of being lame.
Look at that loser!
Yeah, total lamage.
by edrick February 6, 2005
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I love the lovage, baby.
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Lomasexual

Male Boxing casuals who have a suspect attraction, and obsession with V. Lomachenko.

So much so that they have momentary lapses into homosexual transitions that resemble that of teenage girls screeching and panting over their favorite teenage male heartthrob.
Person 1. Eff loma. Guys overhyped.

Lomasexual: WHAT!? EFF YOU! ID KISS HIS TIP IF HE ASKED; I mean, i the think he’s not overhyped. Com’on. He’s good. (wincing with pain.)
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