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lomage
Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.
1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass
2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.
3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass
2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.
3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"
"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"
2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"
3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"
2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"
3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
lomage by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019
Related Words
lobage • Lobageddon • LOLage • loagen • lolage not college • lovage • Lowage • lebage • lobate • lobbage
Loagen
A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019
lobbage
lobbage by mdnghtphnx August 3, 2009
lovage
Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.
lovage by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004
lobate
1.when you return something to a store and they will only give you back the sale price value, not the original price you paid for the item, thereby forcing you to take a loss. This term also connotates anything that is a short-change, the result of some shifty manoevre, or simply just a weak-ass hustle that leaves you holding a loss.
2.a two-bit hustler; someone whose low grade conniving is not only sketchy but also totally uncreative.
2.a two-bit hustler; someone whose low grade conniving is not only sketchy but also totally uncreative.
That club is so lobate! They charge $15 at the door and you can't even smoke inside. They let you go outside to smoke but then they charge you $5 re-entry to get back in, every time!
lobate by LunchBeats April 6, 2006
LOLage
"Dude, that shiz was total LOLage."
"LOLage!!"
"Fuck, you'll LOlage and spill your drink if you don't wise up, fool."
"LOLage!!"
"Fuck, you'll LOlage and spill your drink if you don't wise up, fool."
LOLage by voiceinsideyou May 29, 2003
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