Originates from Lincolnshire,
U.K.
1. (noun) An extremely
fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy
head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass
2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.
3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first
definition.
1. "Did you
see that
obese fuck
outside?"
"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"
2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"
3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"