Lomaxed

To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)

After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.

by Erroneous January 19, 2008

Lomaxed

The act of being tricked into paying for someone's food or drink because they forgot their wallet.

Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.
Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.

by Jophus October 22, 2008

lomax

A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.

Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!

by Lomax Victim January 18, 2005

Lomax

A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.

If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax

by spronez April 04, 2011

lomax

power full strong mined except if you have matthew as your first name

nathan lomax was powerfull

by oliver quale October 03, 2020

Lomax

A big eyed, four foot tall cretin

An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.

by Mevgabu October 24, 2011

lomax

A crazy person who only plays bg.

Look at the 33rd channel

by Jrc11 February 22, 2003