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me and alice coined it bitches basicly means my obsession with putting ems on the end of this basicly lol even more.
EDDIEcums and Jizzems and obviously right said fred lolems
lolems by D.Oliver February 2, 2008
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lolerskates 

An extended version of the acronym L.O.L. which expresses extreme laughter and appreciation of humor. This expression is usually only used on the internet, and is not intended for normal real conversation. Any person that uses such term in real conversation may subsequently be labeled as an asshole.
CyberFriend: Dude i just found some pix of Tom's grandma boarding a shortbus on 4chan!!!!

CyberKid: LOLERSKATES!!!!
lolerskates by SealingPhan April 16, 2009
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Laugh out loud by my self
Person 1: Ayo this meme is fire cuh.
Person 2: yeah lolbms😂😂
LOLBMS by Cr0wnXD September 14, 2017

lolerskates 

lots of laughs, alternative to lol
OMG lolerskates
lolerskates by Anonymous February 10, 2003

lolers disease 

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.
Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?
lolers disease by Pengwin May 12, 2007
An extention of the common internet slang, "lol"

To quote the supposed copyright holder on the word:

"It does not mean anything at all other than laughing out loud. It´s just nice on the tongue to say ERS in the end!"

The word was first announced by Bloodspire on the eve-online MMORPG forums, it was the put on UD by Shinnen for immortality, he now has rights to this word
Bloodspire > ZOMG, Shinnen just put my word on UD
Shinnen > Lolers! ;)
lolers by Shinnen June 18, 2006
an extension of the world lol, when the action watched is funny but not worthy of real laughter.
"Did you see her dress?"
"Lollems!"
lollems by sweetnothing July 27, 2007
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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