logisdicks

The procurement and maintenance of the transportation, materials, facilities, personnel, and whatever else it takes to facilitate gettin' that D.

I'll hit you back later. I'm working on my weekend logisdicks.

logisdicks by SO'D April 29, 2021

logistics 

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

logistics by [e-mail] June 8, 2004

Logistics 

The specific or technical details of how something occurs.

For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.

Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.

We'll figure out the logistics later.

What are the logistics of your life these days?
Oh, I'm still looking for a job, but mostly play video games. I got up at 11 today and I need to buy milk.

Logistics by cinf December 26, 2020

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

Perennial Boner Logistics by psylence July 11, 2015

logistics 

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

logistics by philip June 9, 2004

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics 

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics by StoneKassel April 25, 2011

logistics 

something dumbasses don't pay attention to when they buy a vehicle that 'needs work' on ebay

Marshall should have worked out the logistics before he bought that fucking broken Cadillac.

logistics by keeldragger November 30, 2009