lofus
lofus by Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts August 30, 2008
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lofus
A gigantic horse dick. Very long and big around as a beer can!
Jesus, Travis has a fukin lofus.
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!
Source: Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts, Virginia
Jesus, Travis has a fukin lofus.
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!
Source: Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts, Virginia
I was walkin the other day and my knees were killin me from all the tick tockin my gigantic LOFUS was doin betwixed me legs...
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!
lofus by Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts July 30, 2008
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lotus inn
Hey man, you wanna go to The Lotus Inn after the concert ends? Hell yeah bro, that's the place to be
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Lotus the Rapper
A dope rapper who is on the come up. He is on Soundcloud and produces sick music. He is best known for his hit single, "Cherry Hill," in which it has over 2,000 plays on soundcloud.
Lotus the Rapper by CoolGUY7776676 June 8, 2018
White Lotus
The White Lotus, also called the White Lotus Bitch, is a stock female character type commonly found in Chinese internet novels.
The term refers to a female character who appears innocent, naïve, impossibly perfect, and pure on the surface, but uses this reputation to back stab, blame, or sling mud on others. The term was inspired by the lotus plant, which has a beautiful flower floating on top of water, hiding the plant's messy roots stuck in marshy mud.
Common traits include:
Jealousy or greed as primary motivations for the behavior
Crying to manipulate others
Relying on powerful men
Pretending to be wronged or scared of someone
Using apologies to appear bullied
Wears white
Pretending to be saintly or perfect
Uses lying and their innocent reputations as their main weapons
Volatile temper which eventually gives themselves away
Generally an antagonist, love rival, or stepmother
Written as dislikable to the reader
Related to the Green Tea Bitch, which is a similar character who appears kind, but is actually scheming. Level of intelligence and likability tend to be the difference, with the White Lotus losing out on both. Example: A Green Tea Bitch would leave an expensive necklace out to tempt a maid into stealing it, so she could black mail her, while a White Lotus would simply lie that it was stolen and cry to get a maid punished. White Lotus characters tend to be dislikable, and as such are often villains of the story.
The term refers to a female character who appears innocent, naïve, impossibly perfect, and pure on the surface, but uses this reputation to back stab, blame, or sling mud on others. The term was inspired by the lotus plant, which has a beautiful flower floating on top of water, hiding the plant's messy roots stuck in marshy mud.
Common traits include:
Jealousy or greed as primary motivations for the behavior
Crying to manipulate others
Relying on powerful men
Pretending to be wronged or scared of someone
Using apologies to appear bullied
Wears white
Pretending to be saintly or perfect
Uses lying and their innocent reputations as their main weapons
Volatile temper which eventually gives themselves away
Generally an antagonist, love rival, or stepmother
Written as dislikable to the reader
Related to the Green Tea Bitch, which is a similar character who appears kind, but is actually scheming. Level of intelligence and likability tend to be the difference, with the White Lotus losing out on both. Example: A Green Tea Bitch would leave an expensive necklace out to tempt a maid into stealing it, so she could black mail her, while a White Lotus would simply lie that it was stolen and cry to get a maid punished. White Lotus characters tend to be dislikable, and as such are often villains of the story.
That White Lotus cried to the crown prince that the woman tripped her on purpose, but it must have been because of something she did. Enraged, the crown prince sent the woman to the cold palace, and the White Lotus rejoiced.
White Lotus by askite January 22, 2021
Loofus
Loser + Doofus
1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.
1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.
lotus notes
A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.
Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.
As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.
As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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