Jolley 

A small northern creature which can be seen frequenting the Bloomfield road area.

It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.

The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.

'Do you see that small orange furball little timmy?'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'

Jolley by JolleyObserver November 4, 2009

Jolley 

To modify an expensive car to ‘hyper car’ levels of performance.

Man, he really Jolley’d that Carrera!

Jolley by TDS. September 21, 2019

jolley 

verb-the act of sodomy to a mystical animal, such as a unicorn or narwhal.

adj-a person or object that is perfect in every way. sometimes used as an expression to show surprise or excitement, 'oh jolley!'

syn: perfect, epic, awesome

that girl's ass is so jolley!

jolley by jolleyjoe October 20, 2010

Jolley Rancher 

An irrection, boner

"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."

"Oh god! Go walk that off!"

Jolley Rancher by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

chad jolley 

When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.

the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.

chad jolley by SnakeRadioCustoms January 20, 2016

Alex Jolley 

A Dick Sucker and A Dick Rider, I'm a Hater, You're a Raper, I'm a Baiter, Alex Jolley a.k.a. Alexkazam is A Nigger, Now Pick Her, He's a Transgender, You Pricker, You Also a Fucker

**New Lyrics of GOOBA by 6ix9ine*

Alex Jolley is Sucker, A Fucker, A Raper, A Nigger, And Long Haired Transgender

Alex Jolley by ProNab1555 July 24, 2020

thomas jolley 

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.

“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
“what a beautiful specimen”

thomas jolley by kingsmenC January 22, 2020