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A piece of shit that no one likes trys to be someone hes not and is so unoriginal it pains me to be in a one mile vicinity of him
Dudue wtf! hes such a lofag!
lofag by William/ryan November 5, 2009
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She is a sporting legend. Wow she can really daaance. She is very gorgeous 👀
Lodag wins a medal.
Related Words
lofag LOLage Loago loagen Lofa lofasz Lolagon Lafagy loafage Loagy
used as a strong word to decribe something/ also used as an insult.
ex. Lofasz i forgot to bring my wallet. or
lofasz a segedben, meaning horsedick in your ass
lofasz by zed4u July 17, 2007
The best math teacher you will ever have, a loague can be identified by their deep monotone voice, a speedo jacket and their breath with the scent of alcohol, for they drink every day of the week.(except for Sunday for AA meetings)
My math teacher is such a loague.
loague by Long Charles 18+ October 9, 2017
Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.

1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass

2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.

3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"

"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"

2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"

3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
lomage by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019
A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
You are such a Loagen.
Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019
people who play lol (league of legends) all the time
- sup bro wanna play lol ?

- no lolfag
lolfag by dimitri2413 May 3, 2011
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