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loftising 

To ball so hard that absolutely no mother fuckers can find you to swag harder than any one who is Justin arnolding. To fuck bitches and get money on an astronomical level
Damn Justin there's josh loftising like a champion. I wish my dick swung like his.
loftising by Jiggaman555 May 9, 2013
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Loftising 

anything that represents consuming alcohol slowly, from babysitting beers, waiting to take shots, or buying 7oz beers instead of 12
Hey man quit Loftising that beer...that's your first one and we're already on number 4.
Loftising by nrb2s October 19, 2010
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The moment when you are manoeuvring a precise, beautifully balanced low weight car around a twisty canyon road in a manner that results in ecstatic pleasure.
"Now we are really lotusing..the dance, the back and forth, where you can shift the weight around super, super precisely and balance the left vs. the right and the front vs. the rear with your feet." (Matt Farah). "
Lotusing by bivvy August 7, 2019
to be in a state of boredom
no be lofting - to have nothin' to do
lofting also can be interpreted as relaxing
just bunned and feel like loftin'
fucken sick of this loftin
stop loftin man, lets reach
lofting by blantus_blazah October 26, 2004
The act of taking Zoloft for recreational use; to get high off Zoloft
Did you see Jessica lofting the other day before school?
lofting by joostin13 October 20, 2008

Dark Lotusing

Meaning to kill someone.
Comes from the group "Dark Lotus" who often speak of violent acts.
Did you hear about that bastard who cheated on my girlfriend; my homie Dark Lotus'ed him.
Dark Lotusing by Iceciro August 15, 2004
Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight

or
I'm lofting on a hammock
Lofting by the guys from room 9 August 15, 2012
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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