Lootis

Old Men who have sunk to the bottom of the workforce ladder and tend to don the Skullet. Their catchphrases might include, "So you wanna do this the hard way?" Only to get their asses kicked.

Mike: Dude, that guy that works in the Office Max copy center was totally old and washed up.

Ron: He's a Lootis man, look at his skullet.

Lootis by DON THE MERVINATOR November 6, 2009

billy loomis 

one of the two killers in scream (1996)
he's the insane one that's also really hot
played by skeet ulrich

Sidney: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!

billy loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

billy loomis by kazoogod February 13, 2018

Lostism 

The religion based off our lord and savior lost_at_sea45. It is meant to combat all other religions. We believe Lost is the one and only god. Sacrifices are a important part of the religion.

Cube: Praise Lost!
Noob: What does that mean?
Cube: It’s how we praise our lord and savior lost_at_sea45
Noob: What is the religion called?
Cube: It’s called Lostism, you should join and dedicate your life to him

Lostism by TheUnknownDogger October 6, 2020

Traffic Looting 

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

Traffic Looting by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013

Kile Loomis 

a stack of kale

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.

Kile Loomis by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

Loonisphere 

The nutty end of the right-wing blogosphere.

Gateway Pundit is one of the leading lights of the Loonisphere.

Loonisphere by cindychesterton July 11, 2009

The Loomis Ratio 

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

The Loomis Ratio by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006