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Lobbin’ Sloppies 

When you are hitting on someone while extremely intoxicated.
By the end of the night I was so wasted, I was lobbin’ sloppies on any girl that would stand still.
Lobbin’ Sloppies by El_ghosto August 10, 2018

Lobbying 

The legal form of bribing the government
Comcast is lobbying congress to maintain their monopolistic stranglehold on the market without restriction. How is this allowed?
Lobbying by Civita March 6, 2015
Typically used in video games from Fighting to madden. To go into practice mode and learn things, typically combos or plays.

Past Tense: Labbed
Future tense: Going to lab
"I labbed my main character yesterday and made a B&B Combo and an ultimate combo."

"Any tips? I'm labbing Suneater right now"
Labbing by y u bully me April 16, 2020
Extension tool for putting up a crossbar in the pole vault. First coined by lefty pole vault world record holder Simon Arkell.
Guy putting up crossbar:
Hey where's the bar putter upper thingy?
Pole vaulter:
You mean the lombini? Casey hides it beside the pit that daft bastard!
Lombini by beansanddiseasetoyou June 19, 2017

Lobbing the lizard 

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing
There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard
Lorbing is the act of writing several posts in a row in a forum, in a stream of consciousness, without waiting for responses from other posters.
bob: I just waxed my cat.
bob: Nice day out.
bob: Anyone else see that movie?
joe: Dude, cut it out, you're lorbing again.
lorbing by catharticbliss April 16, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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