lmayonaisse

A term created by ugly kids to describe what they like on their cockmeat sandwiches. form of 1337sp34k.

WuD j00 lyk sum lmayonaisse on d@t LO & L sammitch?

by stickymexicanj00balls October 20, 2008

Lmayonaise

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures

Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"

by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Ayyy Lmayonnaise

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

Lmayonaise

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet

Yesterday I lmayonaised

by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise

A term used to express the funniest of something.

Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!

by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.

Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!

by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

LMAOnaise

Representation of the verb "Laughing my ass off" as a Noun and Object.

Created to likeness in sound to Mayonaise, by Ruliath.

See also: LMAOsine

OMG slap some LMAOnaise on THAT sandwich!

He just pwnt himself by slipping in LMAOnaise.

Grease up the ROFLcoptor with some LMAOnaise, I'm goin for a ride!

by Ruliath January 11, 2005