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Lamayonaise 

The cool kid in school.

The memelord.

Iq 3000 kid.

The steal your girl kid.

Your mom.
Person 1: bro that kid Chad strides his way over here and stole my girl while explaining astrophysics and how to properly perform brain surgery.

Person 2: yeah that's the school "lamayonaise"
Lamayonaise by Uh...06? December 19, 2019

Lmayonaise 

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures
Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"
Lmayonaise by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.
*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave
Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

Lmayonaise 

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet
Yesterday I lmayonaised
Lmayonaise by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise 

A term used to express the funniest of something.
Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!
Lmayonaise by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.
Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!
lmayonnaise by rellen_innit April 24, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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