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Lmayonaise 

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When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet
Yesterday I lmayonaised
Lmayonaise by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise 

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A term used to express the funniest of something.
Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!
Lmayonaise by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmayonaise 

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Word meaning an extreme form of LMAO

Coined by LG MK and wetfootbob
Hold On I'm going to go spread some lmayonaise on my roflwaffle

lmayonaise 

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a word coined by Bola, of South Florida.

used to accentuate the term lmao. ( laughing my ass off)

use it.

Please.
Guy: I like eggs.

Girl:lmayonaise!
lmayonaise by Rickjamesnegro December 15, 2008

Is mayonaise an instrument?

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This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

mayonaise mama 

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another slang term for white girls.
damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!
mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010
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