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Lmayonaise 

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures
Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"
Lmayonaise by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Lmayonaise 

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet
Yesterday I lmayonaised
Lmayonaise by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise 

A term used to express the funniest of something.
Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!
Lmayonaise by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmaonnaise 

The preffered condiment of internet sandwiches.
Oh shit, that flash animation was so funny I fucking shot lmaonnaise out of my fucking nose.
lmaonnaise by Col. Mustard March 16, 2005

LMAOnaise 

Representation of the verb "Laughing my ass off" as a Noun and Object.

Created to likeness in sound to Mayonaise, by Ruliath.

See also: LMAOsine
OMG slap some LMAOnaise on THAT sandwich!

He just pwnt himself by slipping in LMAOnaise.

Grease up the ROFLcoptor with some LMAOnaise, I'm goin for a ride!
LMAOnaise by Ruliath January 11, 2005

LMAONAISE 

Laughing my ass off - not actually. I speak exaggerations.

Used to show the stupidity of other peoples statements when they overuse lol or lmao at something that wasn't funny
Girl 1: OMG LOL! I was there on the weekend too and he was totally checking me out! Isn't that so funny!!!11!!! LMAO!

Girl 2: lmaonaise!
LMAONAISE by FearMyAwesome February 13, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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