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Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

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A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.
*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave
Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

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A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

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Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

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"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

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Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

fresh mayonnaise

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an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"
fresh mayonnaise by deeveeesss October 15, 2021
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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