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Lmayonaise 

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet
Yesterday I lmayonaised
Lmayonaise by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise 

A term used to express the funniest of something.
Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!
Lmayonaise by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmayonaise 

Word meaning an extreme form of LMAO

Coined by LG MK and wetfootbob
Hold On I'm going to go spread some lmayonaise on my roflwaffle

lmayonaise 

a word coined by Bola, of South Florida.

used to accentuate the term lmao. ( laughing my ass off)

use it.

Please.
Guy: I like eggs.

Girl:lmayonaise!
lmayonaise by Rickjamesnegro December 15, 2008

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.
damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!
mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010
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