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Mayonaisse Aisle 

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.
Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?
Mayonaisse Aisle by silentsid December 24, 2009

mayonaisse ass 

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

chicken mayo (mayonaisse) 

point of origin unknown! Is a new phrase used to describe ones attire and general style. They think they are original but in reality by trying to be different they actually fail! Comes fomr people who think chicken mayo is an individual filling of sandwich.
Bob's hair is so chicken mayo
Fanny thinks that she is so individual but actually she is a complete chicken mayo!

panty mayonaisse 

Definition is obvious, however it is useful to expand your vocabulary and use other words for this condition.
Julie just made a fresh sample of panty mayonaisse for the pant sniffers.
panty mayonaisse by L_Z February 2, 2005

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018