little weenie 

tiny cute objects

*their’s a newborn baby

“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”

*theres a tiny cactus

*whispers

“Little weenie”

little weenie by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019

Da Da Da Little Weenie 

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.

Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!

Da Da Da Little Weenie by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man 

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

little weener by KMAC April 16, 2005

little weener

in the process of not getting any action from girls, its also too small to get any from ur hand

Chris is a scavenger and he has a little weener.

little weener by Nick fa sho April 17, 2005

little weener

A weener that is considered small when compared to other weeners.

Did you see the little weeners? I think I'll have a brat instead.

little weener by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006

little weener

You have an extremely small penis. So small that you would actually want to donate some of your penis to theirs.

Chris the Scavenger has a little-weener.

little weener by KMAC April 16, 2005