lipjob 

when giving oral sex to a guy who has a micro-penis and it technically cannot be called sucking.

I gave a Craig a really shallow lipjob because of his micro-penis

lipjob by mjgb007 May 9, 2011

lipjob 

a clitjob but she uses her mouth lips (slightly different from a blowpop or a blowjob)

Brochacho got so many lipjobs

lipjob by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

lip job

The act of sucking on someone's lip (usually bottom lip)

She gave me a lip job, then bit down and pulled my mouth closer.

lip job by PandaLand February 3, 2007

Lapjob

Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.

"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."

Lapjob by Foosili December 14, 2008

Lip Job

Lip Job: synonym for "making out""kissing" "necking"; describes only going so far as to kiss someone when describing a drunk or sober hook-up.

Friend: So how far did you guys go last night?

Friend#1: Nothing too serious, I just gave him a lip job.

Friend: Tonight was crazy- I got five lipjobs from five different guys.

Lip Job by Bellacita25 October 21, 2010

liphobia

The fear of having one betray, or lie to you during an important situation in one's life.

Boy 1: Sorry, but I didn't want to go with you anyway, so yeah, I lied..
Boy 2: I can't believe you, you know I have liphobia!

liphobia by Crystal Soul May 10, 2017