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Daddy: Please to be playing with my lingham.
Mommy: Oh, then yes it will to be inserted inside my yoni.
Mommy: Oh, then yes it will to be inserted inside my yoni.
by la la la-la-la-la la November 29, 2003
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This school is highly known for its popularity in the local media. The fights are one of a kind and honestly quite amusing. The school also has a bats and while their mascot may be the Lobos they should honestly change it to the Bats, but let’s be honest Lobos sounds better than Bats.
Everyday and every year there’s something going on in that school. So let’s never forget the fights, the sex scandal, the masturbations that happened in class, the car crash, dirty condoms, the bats, the dogs, the drug arrest, the kid who brought a gun, and most of all let’s never forget about the friends we made along the way.
Langham Creek may seem trashy but it holds a special place in our hearts.
Here’s our Alma Mater if anyone cares:
We the students of Langham Creek High
Held close by our pride.
Drawn by loyalty to our colors true
Our red, black and white.
Striving e'er to seek to know,
down the path of life.
With much joy we recall these times
Had at Langham Creek High.
Anyways you’ll definitely make memories in this school whether it’s bad or good!
This school is highly known for its popularity in the local media. The fights are one of a kind and honestly quite amusing. The school also has a bats and while their mascot may be the Lobos they should honestly change it to the Bats, but let’s be honest Lobos sounds better than Bats.
Everyday and every year there’s something going on in that school. So let’s never forget the fights, the sex scandal, the masturbations that happened in class, the car crash, dirty condoms, the bats, the dogs, the drug arrest, the kid who brought a gun, and most of all let’s never forget about the friends we made along the way.
Langham Creek may seem trashy but it holds a special place in our hearts.
Here’s our Alma Mater if anyone cares:
We the students of Langham Creek High
Held close by our pride.
Drawn by loyalty to our colors true
Our red, black and white.
Striving e'er to seek to know,
down the path of life.
With much joy we recall these times
Had at Langham Creek High.
Anyways you’ll definitely make memories in this school whether it’s bad or good!
-“wow did you hear? Langham Creek High School were in lockdown cause a kid brought a gun to school!”(kid ended up being in an actual gang and was out on bail but then had to go back to jail cause he possibly murdered someone)
-“come at me bro, you’re a fucking pussy!” (Something someone said to his opponent during a fight at Langham Creek High School)
-“do you love me?” No reply *sucking noises continues* (Something I heard in the stairwell when skipping fifth period around C lunch at Langham Creek High School)
-“ooh look it’s another used condom!” (The whole class saw the used condom near the chemistry hall at Langham Creek High School)
-“Coolmath is not educational if you keep playing Papa’s wingeria.” (My math teacher said this while I was using a computer at Langham Creek High School)
-“lmao I want to die.” (Random kid said during passing period at Langham Creek High School)
-“Hey so due to last Friday’s incident we decided that everyone gets free ice cream tomorrow.” (What the principal said after the kid brought a gun to school through the PA system in Langham Creek High School)
-“did you hear? The soccer coach is fucking one of his students.” (He actually was and she was bragging about it to other students in Langham Creek High School)
-“I’m not kidding Mrs.X I need to take a massive shit right now!” (Kid said this out loud during class in Langham Creek High School)
-“come at me bro, you’re a fucking pussy!” (Something someone said to his opponent during a fight at Langham Creek High School)
-“do you love me?” No reply *sucking noises continues* (Something I heard in the stairwell when skipping fifth period around C lunch at Langham Creek High School)
-“ooh look it’s another used condom!” (The whole class saw the used condom near the chemistry hall at Langham Creek High School)
-“Coolmath is not educational if you keep playing Papa’s wingeria.” (My math teacher said this while I was using a computer at Langham Creek High School)
-“lmao I want to die.” (Random kid said during passing period at Langham Creek High School)
-“Hey so due to last Friday’s incident we decided that everyone gets free ice cream tomorrow.” (What the principal said after the kid brought a gun to school through the PA system in Langham Creek High School)
-“did you hear? The soccer coach is fucking one of his students.” (He actually was and she was bragging about it to other students in Langham Creek High School)
-“I’m not kidding Mrs.X I need to take a massive shit right now!” (Kid said this out loud during class in Langham Creek High School)
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by Pernii December 29, 2020
Get the Bodi Lingam mug.Lingam (Sanskrit for "shaft of light") is the term for the Hindu god Shiva as represented by a phallus (erect male organ). Usually found in conjunction with the Yoni ('vulva") which represents the goddess Shakti - the source of Creative Energy. They co-join to form Bhrama - the Universe. This is the Hindu Trilogy; the representation of the twins of Creation and Destruction as the highest manifestations or aspects of the One (Bhrama).
by yoni September 12, 2003
Get the lingam mug.Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.
Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!
by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018
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by Ilikeeatingtoes May 30, 2019
Get the langham creek high school mug.The aniconic representation of Lord Shiva in Hinduism. Shiva of the highest level is limitless, formless, transcendental and beyond human perception. Shiva is therefore worshipped by a formless mark, the lingam. The popular Hindu connotation associated with lingam is that of a "pillar of fire" from which Shiva arose. The connotation professed in the West is that of the human male organ.
by truehindu October 11, 2013
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