langham

Surname of British comic actor (Chris Langham) convicted of downloading child pornography hence
To do a Langham - to download kiddie fiddler flicks

Also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped buggery on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong 'un in a hotel shower)
Hence definition two:

To do a Langham - to attempt to take a girl up the wrong 'un

Shannon Matthews' 'step father' was arrested for doing a Langham.

She was on the rag so he did a Langham

by Roystrongisabitstrange April 2, 2008

langham

Often known as a pedophile or some other form of child toucher formally known as a rapist

person 1: "Oh my god he's touching my child"
Person 2: " Get off that child you Langham"

by DAMN DUDE IT FACT November 27, 2018

Langham Creek High School

Langham Creek High School or also known as “Gangham” resides in Cypress Fairbanks ISD. It was the fourth high school to be made in the district.

This school is highly known for its popularity in the local media. The fights are one of a kind and honestly quite amusing. The school also has a bats and while their mascot may be the Lobos they should honestly change it to the Bats, but let’s be honest Lobos sounds better than Bats.

Everyday and every year there’s something going on in that school. So let’s never forget the fights, the sex scandal, the masturbations that happened in class, the car crash, dirty condoms, the bats, the dogs, the drug arrest, the kid who brought a gun, and most of all let’s never forget about the friends we made along the way.

Langham Creek may seem trashy but it holds a special place in our hearts.

Here’s our Alma Mater if anyone cares:
We the students of Langham Creek High

Held close by our pride.

Drawn by loyalty to our colors true

Our red, black and white.

Striving e'er to seek to know,

down the path of life.

With much joy we recall these times

Had at Langham Creek High.

Anyways you’ll definitely make memories in this school whether it’s bad or good!

-“wow did you hear? Langham Creek High School were in lockdown cause a kid brought a gun to school!”(kid ended up being in an actual gang and was out on bail but then had to go back to jail cause he possibly murdered someone)

-“come at me bro, you’re a fucking pussy!” (Something someone said to his opponent during a fight at Langham Creek High School)

-“do you love me?” No reply *sucking noises continues* (Something I heard in the stairwell when skipping fifth period around C lunch at Langham Creek High School)

-“ooh look it’s another used condom!” (The whole class saw the used condom near the chemistry hall at Langham Creek High School)

-“Coolmath is not educational if you keep playing Papa’s wingeria.” (My math teacher said this while I was using a computer at Langham Creek High School)

-“lmao I want to die.” (Random kid said during passing period at Langham Creek High School)

-“Hey so due to last Friday’s incident we decided that everyone gets free ice cream tomorrow.” (What the principal said after the kid brought a gun to school through the PA system in Langham Creek High School)

-“did you hear? The soccer coach is fucking one of his students.” (He actually was and she was bragging about it to other students in Langham Creek High School)

-“I’m not kidding Mrs.X I need to take a massive shit right now!” (Kid said this out loud during class in Langham Creek High School)

by Orangetoastyboi January 6, 2021

langham creek high school

Also known as Gangham Creek. A high school in Cypress Fairbanks that is known for having many wannabe gang members. Bloods.

Tyrone goes to Langham Creek High School so he must be in a gang.

by Ilikeeatingtoes May 30, 2019

Lanham

A funny guy who is a really good friend . He will always have your back. He don’t b switching up on you like all these other guys. If you have a lanham in your life you better feel special because he don’t mess around with no THOT.

Lanham is cool ... I guess.

by H0ez;) January 8, 2019

Laughametitis

(Laff a meh tie tuss) n. 1. A rare disorder that exudes uncontrollable laughing especially during non-laughable situations. 2. The inability to control ones laughter.

Dick "Dude.. That cop just questioned us for a murder and fucking Cooper is laughing his ass off."

Jane " Yeah his laughametitis is gonna get us sent to jail!"

Dick "That dick."






Betty "Oh Cooper you're so awesome!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Betty "you laugh a lot"

Cooper "Hahaha. Yeah, Hahaha. Its just my Laughametitis. Hahahahaha."

by The Shizphactory December 15, 2008

Tom-Tom-Longhammer

Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.

Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!

by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018