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limberoni

Rob practices the art of limberoni everyday after school.
by Ruthie Slaven January 6, 2003
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Liberosis

Noun.
The desire to care less about something.
When I'm depressed I enter a liberosis stage.

I realized that this liberosis feeling will be temporary.
by CreativeNony August 7, 2016
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limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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Liberosis

the desire to care less about things—to loosen your grip on your life, to stop glancing behind you every few steps, afraid that someone will snatch it from you before you reach the end zone—rather to hold your life loosely and playfully, like a volleyball, keeping it in the air, with only quick fleeting interventions, bouncing freely in the hands of trusted friends, always in play.
"Fuck, this is mundane."

"I know, man. I'm feeling some mad liberosis right now."
by translucency March 7, 2019
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Lesberoni Pizza

1) A pizza made from lesbian meats and slices. Sometimes calimed to be unnatural and abhorred by God.
2) Someone who likes lesberoni pizza is a lesbian; a gay female.
1) Mm mm mm, this is good lesberoni pizza.
2) "She's not into you, Jake. She likes the ol' lesberoni pizza, if you catch my drift."
by Lor-x July 5, 2010
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limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,
by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009
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Timberoni

A very small penis known to repulse and or make females laugh at said little cock.
She laughed when she saw his little timberoni...especially when he spooged in his undies prematurely
by Micky McMickerson August 3, 2016
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