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liketurbating

To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.

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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."

"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."

"Not sure if liketurbating out of self-confidence...or desperation."
liketurbating by I-Haz-Some-Awe December 27, 2013

liberating 

The Red Army was liberating Jew's from concentration camps
liberating by DBD-King July 24, 2016

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.
Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

libernating 

To live in the library for an extended time around exam times.
Oh, she's libernating, she has an exam in two weeks
libernating by libernator November 2, 2010

likerbation 

The act of liking one's own comment or post on Facebook.
"Did you just like your own comment"

"Yes, I like to engage in likerbation every now and again."

"OMG, what's next, you going to do hash tags on text messages too?"

"That's an awesome idea!" *likes own comment in an act of self likerbation*
likerbation by Likerbationguy October 28, 2013

Mutual likerbation 

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.
Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)
Mutual likerbation by lamar12 April 7, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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