To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.
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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."
"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."
"Not sure if liketurbating out of self-confidence...or desperation."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.