Lifemates 

A word from Anne with An E, created by Anne as a new word as to make husbands and wives both equal.
Basically meaning husband and wife.

"I've come up with a new name for both parties, together, because I believe that they should be named the same." -Anne
"Well, let's hear it." -Matthew
"Lifemates." -Anne
"Ah, that's a new one for the dictionary!" -Matthew

Lifemates by Anne with an E LOYAL fan June 3, 2023

Pervo lifemates 

Two, or maybe more, perverted humans that enter a relationship.

You are pervo lifemates!

Pervo lifemates by Hopcoppkinson July 11, 2021

heterosexual lifemate 

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

Any Literates? 

The questioned used when entering a room full of nubcakes with no sense of literacy. This can often be the cause of hopping rooms. Apparently, nubs search for other nubs, and literates search for literates. Its just the way it is...

*player 2 joins the chat* "Hey, any literates?"

*chat room goes about their prattling with their ungrammatical, catachrestic, word use*

*player 2* "I guess not..."
-player 2 leaves the chatroom-

*nub* "stop hopping why they hop?"

*nub 2* "cuz there noob"

Any Literates? by Vendettagainst May 26, 2010

lifemare 

lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

lifemare by citygirlkris August 11, 2009