A person of small stature from Canada who's own life is so bankrupt that he spends every waking moment trying to berate people on Internet messageboards with lame, unwitty insults.
by yh! September 29, 2006
Get the lifeloser mug.Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.
Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.
Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.
Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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A person who fails miserable at every major aspect of life, such as marrige, rasing a family, career, finances, ect. This person is usually full of advice which you should never take, and will try and belittle everything you do.
Dan: "I stopped over at Tony's house last night, what a suprise.
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker August 5, 2010
Get the Life Loser mug.a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy
by BCT<3 September 25, 2010
Get the low life loser mug.1. After getting dumped by his girlfriend and fired from his job, Milton felt pretty lifelost.
2. Due to his intense philosophical nilism, Milton felt lifelost, purposeless, and numb.
2. Due to his intense philosophical nilism, Milton felt lifelost, purposeless, and numb.
by foshohobo7 February 6, 2008
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Get the no life loser mug.Some insane Swedish black metal band best known for rather album "Pulver" with an extremely fucked up album cover.
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