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Lifeliners 

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners
Lifeliners by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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Life Loser 

A person who fails miserable at every major aspect of life, such as marrige, rasing a family, career, finances, ect. This person is usually full of advice which you should never take, and will try and belittle everything you do.
Dan: "I stopped over at Tony's house last night, what a suprise.
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"
Life Loser by Joey BeefBuicker August 5, 2010

low life loser 

a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy
low life loser by BCT<3 September 25, 2010

lifelost 

Feeling as if one has no purpose in their lives, creating a melancholy, listless feeling.
1. After getting dumped by his girlfriend and fired from his job, Milton felt pretty lifelost.

2. Due to his intense philosophical nilism, Milton felt lifelost, purposeless, and numb.
lifelost by foshohobo7 February 6, 2008

no life loser

If u read this u are a loser
Hey no life loser imma beat the shit outta you
no life loser by Massive banana January 16, 2019

Lifelover 

Some insane Swedish black metal band best known for rather album "Pulver" with an extremely fucked up album cover.
Lifelover are an insane black metal band!🤘🎸
Lifelover by UltimateDoge September 6, 2023