Lidocaine 

a local anaeasthia used. Dont get confused with C-OCAINE the drug. However, sometimes its mixed with cocaine to make it more effective to abusers, they say "good quality". What lidocaine actually do: numbness and alot of bullshit no need for details. Cheap too.

1st: I want two grams of c-ocaine

2nd: I have a new type its called lido-caine. so strong.

1st: oh yeah! Give me like half of what you got now

2nd:why not?lidocaine is $25 you know?

1st: strong right? thats all i need hahaha

2nd: hahaha

1st: Alright! Text you later buddy!

2nd: Peace!

Narrator: The abuser left with 8 gms on him. Calls his friend who is an abuser too. Go home to shoot it all. Next day they were found dead.

Lidocaine by bloodzhell July 19, 2009

Locaïne 

Bad Cocaïne which contains more baking powder than pure Cocaïne.

Damn, I can't get high on this Locaïne.

With this locaïne you can better bake some cookies for children, it's crap!

Locaïne by Nightbreed666 May 1, 2009

lidoine 

A lidoine is a young Spanish male who is extremely hairy in the nipples and under arms.

I need to shave my nipple hair, I don't want to look like a lidoine anymore

lidoine by jaelarz February 28, 2014

lolocaine 

when you laugh so badly, you need novocaine to numb your aching sides. also, my word i created accidently.

becky: on facebook you can set your language to pirate! ;) lolcano!
myself: lolocaine!

lolocaine by pirates_are_better_than_ninjas August 19, 2010