lewitt

when a guy named bruce bannister messes up like the dickhead he is

godamnit (enter name here) you fucking goobert piece of shit lewitt

by goobertGspot69 January 13, 2025

Legitty

You're not lit, you're not litty, you're legitty.

It's when you're above being lit and litty, your litness it so legit, it's legitty.

Dude: Wow, man, that jacket of yours is so legitty!
Boi: Are you high?
Dude: Nah, I'm just legitty.

by Macywtfrudoing April 7, 2017

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005

by mysteriouskin May 9, 2009

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.

"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".

by DreamArchitect November 9, 2010

levittown

this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. "this is the most boring place in the world" yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).

keep it real, l-townnnnnnn

so whats going on in levittown tonight?
getting a 30/bottle/both and sitting in someone (anyone's) backyard

by Gen. Douglas Mac May 13, 2006

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A hot sexy bamf mofo. Starring in (500) days of Summer and Inception. He acts, and bust some sweet ass dance moves. Did I mention this bad ass mofo does backflips off walls and is hot as hell.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt should win a grammy for best actor

by Esmeralda Minero December 28, 2010

Lewiston Lobster

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.

When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.

by myrealname June 17, 2023