lewistown 

the hell hole of the world!

lewistown montana

lewistown by shorty-florenica-92_XD December 16, 2008

lewistown 

the vortex of hell, located in a shitty area of montana.

welcome to lewistown where u will loose your soul.

lewistown by Soul-less in Montana February 23, 2009

Lewistown, PA 

A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."

A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."

Lewistown, PA by Mussman! December 4, 2009

lewistown pa 

A stupid town full of attention whores and douche bag boys.

Wanna go to lewistown pa?

No, I'll get the swag std.

lewistown pa by From Lewsitown January 23, 2014

levittown 

this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. "this is the most boring place in the world" yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).

keep it real, l-townnnnnnn

so whats going on in levittown tonight?
getting a 30/bottle/both and sitting in someone (anyone's) backyard

levittown by Gen. Douglas Mac May 13, 2006

Lewiston Lobster 

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.

When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.

Lewiston Lobster by myrealname June 17, 2023

Levittown 

20 bags, sex, Natty light, shitty teachers, wiggers, Beer pong, 40Oz's, 2 Million rabbits, inability to walk for an hour without seeing someone you know, sump parties, carnival stabbings....yep that's levittown

Welcome to levittown
"Smells like weed"

Levittown by Mike Ventrelli March 28, 2009