this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. "this is the most boring place in the world" yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).

keep it real, l-townnnnnnn
so whats going on in levittown tonight?
getting a 30/bottle/both and sitting in someone (anyone's) backyard

by Gen. Douglas Mac May 3, 2006
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Levittown, a suburb outside northeast Philadelphia. levittown is where the white gangsters live. they like to play with daddys guns. if you happen to set up a fight with someone with levittown be ready for the cops to be there before it even happens they all act like they never seen a fight before so they bring everyone including there brothers sisters mother and father with there grandparents. chilling at elementary schools and bridges is whats poppin nowadays. they only gun shots you hear in levittown is there piece o' shit Honda blow in out. if you have a honda civic and your tailpipe isn't totally cut off you are not a levittownian. spray painted hub caps are the shit. they also like to cut coils to make there car lower. dope right? you can also find any type of drug in levittown. legit. besides all the wanna be gangsters drug addicts and sluts, there are pretty cool people. just need to find the right ones. most of these people also hate levittown. not the people who are like cant stop L-town. what is there to stop? alot of good bikers come out of levittown. graffiti writers in levittown are toys. well most...LANGHORNE is where its at.
sounds like someone jsut ran over a recyle bin? no, it was a honda from levittown
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Fabulously psuedo ghetto fab. Where else can you get the druggies, the wiggers, the weirdos, and the freaks all mushed into one. Each district has their own quirks.
Levittown is a town for the fast and furious of Pennsylvania without the crazy city buzz. We love our Wawa's, loudass cars, and malls. So close to NJ you can practically taste the place (not recommended).
"so where are you from?"
"wheres that?"
by C T March 1, 2006
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Trash talking pussies ass mommas boys and little princesses who grow up listen to z-100 for a couple of years, add mtv throw in tri county and a few wiggers and presto, fucking levittown
Hey mike why are they running away from this fight, theres 3 of us and 9 of them?

Mike: dont you see theyre running scared because its in their nature theyre from levittown
by george November 19, 2004
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20 bags, sex, Natty light, shitty teachers, wiggers, Beer pong, 40Oz's, 2 Million rabbits, inability to walk for an hour without seeing someone you know, sump parties, carnival stabbings....yep that's levittown
Welcome to levittown
"Smells like weed"
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The only place on long island where you can't throw a beer bottle with out hitting another beer bottle in the sumps.
Try it with your friend one night in one of the levittown sumps...9 out of 10 times you will hit another bottle in the bushes.
by l-town dawg May 28, 2007
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Named the "first suburb of the United States" by numerous High School history textbooks, Levittown NY was founded by a racist anti-semite whose claim to fame was building the same house thousands of times for World War II vets.

Currently, Levittown is home to the white trash of the otherwise affluent Nassau County. The residents are generally overweight, caucasion, and in possesion of nothing more then an Associates degree from Nassau Community College.

The youth of Levittown can be seperated into two catagories; Lifers and Non-Lifers. The latter catagory has one goal; get the fuck out. They are generally the ones who constantly struggled against the urge to bring a Glock 31 to their high school (Mac Arthur, Division or Island Trees). NLers leave for college and never look back.

Lifers, on the other hand, are the ones who's existance had peaked during their stay at one of the three respective high schools. They've had the same friends since 1st grade and have no interest in making new ones. They spend their weekends in a sump drinking watered down beer and smoking shwag weed. Upon graduation Lifers have tremendous difficulty transitioning into real life. Some might attempt a stay at an away Uni, but always end up transferring back to Hofstra or NCC because they lack the social skills to make new friends. Will spend the rest of their life with the same people, in the same town, working a mediocre job knowing little more then the hole they've lived in their entire life.
Non Lifer: I've travelled the world, have met thousands of interesting and diverse people, have a terminal degree from a university that isn't Hofstra, make six figures, and have no absolutely no desire to return to Levittown.
Lifer: I went to NCC, drink shitty beer with other trash and can't locate Europe on a map.

by Non Lifer May 21, 2008
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