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Leeker
Leeko
Idiosyncratic utterings characteristic of one known as the "Squeaky Guy" who performs a peculiar "squeaky pants dance" on his computer desk while a floppy disk is adhered to his forehead with a piece of tape. Usually said in rapid trimetric succession with emphatic inflection placed on the long "e" sound in the third "leeko."
"Leeko Leeko Leeeeeko! I'm a squeaky guy! I've got squeaky pants! Watch me do my squeaky pants dance!"
Leeko by The Nitwon September 8, 2011
Leeknower
People who go by the fandom name of “Leeknower” is the gayest, the fruitiest, the most sarcastic and unintentionally the funniest. Although they may act cold, they’re the backbone of the group, making sure everyone is safe, secure and comfortable within the group. They are usually introverts, but when socialising, they’re one of the loudest.
mo leek
mo leek by Cockeyednigga November 2, 2013
Lewk
Another form of “look” A signature physical trait. Something that adds character to someone and makes them unique. You just gotta own it. Maybe a gap tooth, a big butt, a dimple, you’re really tall, you’re really short, a birthmark.
Girl 1: girl what do you think about Ashley’s bangs
Girl 2: I don’t usually like bangs, but I like them on her. It’s her lewk
Girl 2: I don’t usually like bangs, but I like them on her. It’s her lewk
Lewk by Humuhumunukunukuapua’a December 1, 2018
Leek Sale
Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.