an Incontinent senile quasi lawyer, known for defending traitors and making faces that suggest The sudden realization that he just defecated in his depends on national television.
Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
1. A true genius. In the 18th century, great attention was afforded by leegers as people were enamored by their talent and wisdom. It was in this period, the word beleaguered came to be known as the feeling one gets when in the presence of a leeger.