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Robert lewandowski
An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Robert lewandowski by Mason mount lover 100 November 8, 2020
leaaron
LeAaron is a tall big guy that loves basketball he also loves his friends Frankie, Bryce,and Matthew. He is also a funny, athletic, and caring guy.
leaaron by Sportsgirl20 January 20, 2018
lewall
lewall by felice and Julie January 16, 2009
LeaAnne
Pretty much like the coolest most right ever person you'll ever meet. Ever. She can and will kill you. A lot. Do not argue with her. You will die. A lot more. But she's cool if you aren't stupid. But you are always, ALWAYS stupid anyway. Because she said so. Fucking stupid. If you aren't her. She owns. You're stupid. But she loves everybody. Except stupid people.
LeaAnne by Virgo Fo Sho April 29, 2011
lewtard
1.) A regular (not morbidly) obese human being that creeps on women of much younger age.
2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.
3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.
2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.
3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.
Jon: Is that a child molester?
Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.
Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.
Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.
Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.
lewtard by Brotheraquino March 31, 2009
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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