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Leveling up your paladin 

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".
After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.
Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005

Leveling up 

To enhance one's self or another's outward appearance in order to appear more attractive to the desired sex.
Once you finish leveling up you are going to get all the girls. Just watch.
Leveling up by NoahAtlanta August 7, 2017

Leveling up 

Getting even with your friends in terms of the blood alcohol level.

Example:
After some hours of working overtime, you get to your friends on a party. They already had several drinks and thanks to their blood alcohol level, they're having a lot of fun, while you're still sober and therefore not in the same mood as them. To change that, you've got to level your own blood alcohol concentration up.
If people eventually stare at you because you drink a lot in a very short amount of time, you are allowed to excuse this by saying: "It's alright. I'm just leveling up right now."
Leveling up by Boki Cristi October 12, 2014

leveling up 

me and josh were leveling up in the woods yesterday
leveling up by life is an std September 6, 2010

Leveling-Up 

Doing something difficult to the point that everything in that same category becomes easy.
I thought that this song was difficult, but then I played this new one and now the old was is easy. I'm Leveling-Up
Leveling-Up by Mr. HBD October 26, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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