A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".
by Atlec October 31, 2005
by Atlec July 01, 2006
Another form of rock paper scissors, wheelchair beats foot, foot beats stairs, stairs beat wheelchair.
wheelchair foot stairs is 1337 rock paper scissors
by Atlec January 21, 2006
by Atlec March 28, 2006
1 n. An offensive term meaning that one is of less than human or equal to animal decent.
2 n. One who sleeps on the floor at a lan party.
3 v. Lumaning, the act of hunting one that is less than human.
2 n. One who sleeps on the floor at a lan party.
3 v. Lumaning, the act of hunting one that is less than human.
1. Man, that Josh guy is such a luman.
2. Don't be a luman, sleep up here... with all the cool people
3. I went lumaning last night and bagged me 3 good ones.
2. Don't be a luman, sleep up here... with all the cool people
3. I went lumaning last night and bagged me 3 good ones.
by Atlec November 07, 2005
1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.
Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH
*Evan gets killed*
Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.
*Evan gets killed*
Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.
by Atlec November 09, 2005
The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.
Double Conspiracy:
The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.
The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.
by Atlec December 01, 2009