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lespians

combination of (les)bian & thes(pian).
word used to denote any women, typically teenage and early 20-something's who engage in entry-level lesbian behavior for no reason other than to attract the attention of men, usually in bars or similar places.
what they dont realize is that men swayed by this behavior all ALWAYS big time loser spank monkeys.
if the alcohol-assisted spank monkey is emboldened (and dumb) enough to approach these twit-twats or pop tarts, they are always rejected in a shallow 7th grade, cruel and lame manner.
the attention whores french kiss, swap spit, fondle each others boobs and rub each others camel toes in a porn flick manner. this drawing attention to themselves they mistakenly believe will increase their SDQ.
also, now every other female drama queen in the place wants to kill them and they start to crotch cop their own boyfriends in response.
if mistakenly confronted by a woman actually interested some girl-on-girl action, they are offended, shrinking away while defensively making derogatory remarks about the perceived sexual deviancy of the girl hitting them up. the thought of real pussy bopping is never considered. these women are ALWAYS dead fucks anyway, so its best to boink 'em and boot 'em. make sure to get a blow job first as they always suck dick (badly), seldom being able to orgasm, to make up for their lack of sexual prowess and technique. just dont expect them to act like birds from Capistrano and swallow.
(loser)dude 1: kewl! check out those chicks swapping spit, licking each others ear lobes and grabbing twat. they must be drunk and horny. i'm gonna hit on the BLONDE one and score!!
(realistic) dude 2: whack, dem is just lespians. they aint going home wit you unless you give em your american express gold card to hold. besides, the red head one gives toothy hummers. she gummed my shank the other day and she said she gave better head than BLONDIE. when i spooied, she pulled her head away and she got a snowstorm facial.
(mad)chick 1: i'm gonna KILL those fucking paris hilton wannabe ho's if they dont quit that shit and stay away from my boyfriend!
(horny) real lesbian chick (2): i tried to hit on the red head but she blew me off giving me the nigga', please look!!
by cosmo kid April 9, 2006
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lesbians for louis

lesbian fans of louis tomlinson/one direction because louis tomlinson is the biggest lesbian protector of all people.
"what's your favorite song?"
"only the brave by louis tomlinson."
"are you a lesbian for louis?"
"yes. # lesbians for louis"
by phoebe bridgers wife April 15, 2021
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stone lesbians

a lesbian who doesn't get fucked but does the fucking, usually the butch... stone lesbians usually don't like getting touched but gets pleasures from pleasuring her partner
"Justine is one of those stone lesbians, so if your a total receiver then you'll love her"
by PaLinTin February 4, 2009
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In Lesbians

A synonym for the phrase "In Love", from the 2010 movie SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. Used as a way to confess that one is in love, but in an ironic comic fashion that deflates the sincerity of the emotion, thereby making it easier to say. Otherwise simply stating affection for anything. Derived from scenes in the film where the character Scott, played by Canadian actor Michael Cera, is urged to declare his feelings and use the "L Word", which Scott confuses with the Showtime cable TV series that refers to lesbians. Scott later tries to tell the object of his affection that he is in love with her but mixes his words up and comically states that he is "in lesbians" with Ramona.
hipster guy: I'm in lesbians with you.
hipster girl: lol. That's cute. But seriously, I want to hear it for real.
hipster guy: I lesbian you?
hipster girl: Okay it's not funny anymore. Say it..
hipster guy: You are my one and only true lesbian.
hipster girl: We're breaking up.
by waltereg0 August 16, 2010
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Travel Lesbians

Two straight women, usually good friends, that when traveling together engage in lesbianism, usually because they’re in committed relationships, don’t want to hook up with locals, or are arroused by the adventure.
Collette and Holland vacationed in Brazil, but because they didn’t want to hook up with any local guys they were travel lesbians for the week.
by Clive On Vacation July 5, 2018
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Lick of lesbians

A lick of lesbians ascended on the Lowe's grand opening.
by ThePaperTiara October 22, 2012
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Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.
Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.
by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016
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