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noun, from Finnish, meaning "limp", a 'lerppu' is the name for a floppy disk, but it is usually associated with penises, so a lerppu or lerppu kyrpa would be someone who has a limp penis.
"Dude, you threw away my homework? You lerppu!"
It can be used to talk about penises, like after a long date, the man and woman finally get somewhere, and the man is devoid of an erection; he has a lerppu.
lerppu by lerppu June 15, 2004
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lerppu kyrpa 

A "Soft Cock",

A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.

Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.

Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.
You fakking Lerppu kyrpa!

Your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!

That was Lerppu Kyrpa.
lerppu kyrpa by PJ December 4, 2003
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Leppupalina

Dirt marks that appear on a persons body who has worked too much
Glenn: Oi man, you should see the leppupalina marks all over Ronny, his been working hard

Earl: Well you should see the leppupalina marks I left over my girlfriend last night!
Leppupalina by hulkamaniak April 24, 2010

Lerppuilu 

Same as "Lerppu Kyrppa", but Finnish slang that makes it sound freindlier.

Means soft Cock.

Flacid member etc
Your last effort was quite frankly lerppuilu!, Perhaps you should put a bit more dedication into your work.
Lerppuilu by PJ December 4, 2003

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