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noun, from Finnish, meaning "limp", a 'lerppu' is the name for a floppy disk, but it is usually associated with penises, so a lerppu or lerppu kyrpa would be someone who has a limp penis.
"Dude, you threw away my homework? You lerppu!"
It can be used to talk about penises, like after a long date, the man and woman finally get somewhere, and the man is devoid of an erection; he has a lerppu.
lerppu by lerppu June 15, 2004
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lerppu kyrpa 

A "Soft Cock",

A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.

Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.

Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.
You fakking Lerppu kyrpa!

Your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!

That was Lerppu Kyrpa.
lerppu kyrpa by PJ December 4, 2003
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Leppupalina

Dirt marks that appear on a persons body who has worked too much
Glenn: Oi man, you should see the leppupalina marks all over Ronny, his been working hard

Earl: Well you should see the leppupalina marks I left over my girlfriend last night!
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Lerppuilu 

Same as "Lerppu Kyrppa", but Finnish slang that makes it sound freindlier.

Means soft Cock.

Flacid member etc
Your last effort was quite frankly lerppuilu!, Perhaps you should put a bit more dedication into your work.
Lerppuilu by PJ December 4, 2003

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