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noun, from Finnish, meaning "limp", a 'lerppu' is the name for a floppy disk, but it is usually associated with penises, so a lerppu or lerppu kyrpa would be someone who has a limp penis.
"Dude, you threw away my homework? You lerppu!"
It can be used to talk about penises, like after a long date, the man and woman finally get somewhere, and the man is devoid of an erection; he has a lerppu.
lerppu by lerppu June 15, 2004
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lerppu kyrpa 

A "Soft Cock",

A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.

Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.

Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.
You fakking Lerppu kyrpa!

Your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!

That was Lerppu Kyrpa.
lerppu kyrpa by PJ December 4, 2003
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Leppupalina

Dirt marks that appear on a persons body who has worked too much
Glenn: Oi man, you should see the leppupalina marks all over Ronny, his been working hard

Earl: Well you should see the leppupalina marks I left over my girlfriend last night!
Leppupalina by hulkamaniak April 24, 2010

Lerppuilu 

Same as "Lerppu Kyrppa", but Finnish slang that makes it sound freindlier.

Means soft Cock.

Flacid member etc
Your last effort was quite frankly lerppuilu!, Perhaps you should put a bit more dedication into your work.
Lerppuilu by PJ December 4, 2003

Matt Leppullo 

Famous English Cricket player, winner of three national championships and is one of the most skilled pitchers of the modern era. Combining that with an 0.600 batting average and Zendaya as his girlfriend he is world renowned.
The amazing Matt Leppullo hits it again!
Matt Leppullo by anonymous November 9, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026