The Doodoo Leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. When you are
lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the Doodoo Leprechaun and you
will have good luck for a whole fortnight! The greener the
poo, the luckier you'll do!
Guy #1:
Man, I just had a shit, and it was GREEN! Is
something wrong with me?
Guy #2: No,
man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!
Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----