leprachaun 

a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.

'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'

leprachaun by Colette February 21, 2004

leprachaun 

a retard is also known as a "leprachaun"

"im a leprachaun! i can hear de sea!" (holding a brick 2 his ear)

leprachaun by ash_rox June 14, 2006

leprachaun's buckle 

an uncircumsized penis with chlamydia

Your dad has leprachaun's buckle.

leprachaun's buckle by ilikeurn00dle69 December 8, 2009

Unlucky Leprachaun 

The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."

Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.

Unlucky Leprachaun by pta391 July 3, 2009

Dirty Leprachaun 

must be a male from either ireland or of irish american decent who after having anal sex with a female in her dwelling(must be at her place) pulls out and wipes his dick/penis on her window curtains(preferably white curtains) and quickly puts on his clothes and runs out the door laughing his ass off.

I being the irish mick that I am pick up this chick at Mcfaddens after the game and went back to her place and gave the pig a Dirty Leprachaun.

Dirty Leprachaun by Stoliorange November 17, 2010

splendid leprachaun 

when a girl is taking a piss and or shit and gives a guy a blow job

dude my chick was so drunk and could even sit on the toilet so i convinced her to give me a splendid leprachaun, it was magical.

splendid leprachaun by xdan828x January 1, 2010

twa leprachaun 

The original inhabitants before the creation St.Patricks Day in accordance to Afrocentric History. They were 3 foot tall black peolle who lived in the enchanted Irish forests.

Every one knows the Black Irish decend from the Twa Leprachaun.

twa leprachaun by Afrocentric Debunker October 31, 2018