Leaden Paralysis 

being depressed to the point that you feel as if your limbs are weighted down

Joe: After Jane broke up with Jason he said he didn't feel like he could get off his couch for days.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.

Leaden Paralysis by tom_humdrum July 28, 2021

best leader 

Bangchan of Stray kids. He is the reason why so many people don't feel alone. He looks after his members (or should I say family). He goes put of his way to make sure so many people know they have him to lean on when they need him.

"omg bangchan is so caring about everyone in his life!!"

"Yes he is, that's why he is the best leader!"

best leader by skykids December 1, 2020

Internet Cult Leader 

Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) is a British YouTuber and BBC1 radio host. He often makes videos with fellow YouTuber, radio host companion and flatmate Amazing Phil (Phil Lester). Dan's fans, often known as "Danosaurs", are his loyal followers, he is their internet cult leader. The ship name of Phil and Dan is "Phan" so the fans of Dan and Phil often refer to themselves as "The Phandom" or "Phamily".

Non- Phandom weirdo : "Who is Dan?"
Phandom weirdo: "Dan is our internet cult leader."

Internet Cult Leader by WhiskersWithin June 17, 2013

Obama Bin Laden

When you find out Obama's last name

Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.

Obama Bin Laden by "Obama Bin Laden" February 1, 2018

Exam Leader 

Fictitious role given to Lazy Bastards who will always side with the management and repeatedly say yes to any command/order.
Often found to be the back stabber of the depot, and will manipulate results and times to keep himself looking good.
often found lounging around at the end of 18 road with his thumb up his own arse or sometimes in warmer weather knelt under a managers desk sucking him off.

Look at that Lazy Twat, hasn't he changed since becoming an Exam Leader

Exam Leader by 3545346844 January 6, 2015

Osama Bin Laden 

The greatest player of hide and seek the world has ever known, rivalled only by Wally/Waldo.

Where, where, where, where's Osama?

Let's play hide and seek, just like Osama Bin Laden does for a living!

Osama Bin Laden by ninja doll August 15, 2007

Osama Bin Laden 

The hide-and-seek World Champion since 2001

Where is that Osama Bin Laden?

Osama Bin Laden by iHasNoodles December 15, 2009