Leavenworth

A small Bavarian village in the state of WA. Known for tourists, German food and good beer. Also known for hipster/pseudo-hippies, river rafters, hikers and "one-uppers".

"I love the scenery in Leavenworth, but the people are douches".

Leavenworth by Bannana Hammer August 14, 2011

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Leavenworth

A small, shit-hole town in Kansas. Most notable for it's wide array of prisons and the military base. It's filled with white trashers, drug addicts, and ghetto-ass people with nothing better to do than cause problems. Everyone's in each others business cuz there's nothing better to do than gossip. If you grow up there or move there then chances are high that you will get sucked into the black hole and stay there doing nothing productive.

"You wanna hit up the LV tonight?"

"Oh hell nah...not Leavenworth...that boring ass town!!!"

Leavenworth by Honesty10 February 18, 2009

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Leavenworth

One of the lamest towns in Kansas you will ever go to. But yet people like to tour it because it has so many prisons, yet has a military base, right next to MU, oh yea, full of drunken teens that smoke pounds of pot, white trashers get on welfare, and old people like to retire at, and if you happen to mix the words up it actually. say it's Worth Leaven

Did you hear about who got shot at the local Wal-Mart in "Leavenworth" yesterday?

Leavenworth by leavenworth tasher August 12, 2008

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leavenworth

"washingtons bavarian village"

leavenworth is this really cool little town in washington. its called washingtons bavarian village because everything is german themed. Its a great place to visit, especially during december when they're doing their christmas stuff. Its got tons of gift shoppes, great food, and it just has a really fun atmosphere.

leavenworths the shit!

leavenworth by staciiii January 1, 2007

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Friday Night in Leavenworth

A complete waste of time

dude1: Let's find cool things to say on this website.
dude2: Naw, that's a Friday Night in Leavenworth.

Friday Night in Leavenworth by Leavenworth Guy July 1, 2008

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Leavenedworth

Where they sentence you to if you've had too many irresponsible-behavior convictions related to da imbibing of yeast-foamed beverages.

According to a song by "Da Yoopers" band, da beer tastes better in Milwaukee, presumably 'cuz dat's where it was originally brewed, and so you are served it "fresh out of da vat". I wonder, then, if folks who get rowdy due to guzzling down "tall frothies" get sent to "Leavenedworth".

Leavenedworth by QuacksO February 19, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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