lazy b 

(AKA Lazy Boner) When your penus fills with blood so its still limp but appears much bigger then usual, in between limp and a full erection. It can be used to impress ladys as if that were the size of your penis on limp but really its on lazy b

Ex1. She is so hot I got on Lazy B just by looking at her.
Ex2. Is it really that big on limp? or is it on lazy B?

lazy b by Justin Mekdessie January 5, 2008

L.B (lazy bones) 

A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.

Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!

L.B (lazy bones) by Jennifer August 10, 2003

lazy blackbeard 

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

lazy blackbeard by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

lazy bear 

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

lazy bear by Bernie69 September 30, 2010

Lazy Baker 

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

Lazy Baker by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

lazy bottom

A term used by gay men. It means the bottom is too lazy to do the prep work for anal sex, often times meaning that the bottom will just top instead, or that anal sex won't be happening.

I consider myself bot/vers, but I only include the vers part because I'm a lazy bottom.

lazy bottom by MoonchildB July 6, 2019

Lazy Beam 

similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. A Lazy Beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. This menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker's hand meets their prey's face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.

Maria got Tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm Lazy Beam on his face.

Lazy Beam by K C August 19, 2007