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lazerbeen 

Some random shit jazzmines brother made up. Bozo ass
“You know what a lazerbeen is”
lazerbeen by hwjaj December 11, 2021
Words you can keep

lazerbanger 

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.
I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.
lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010

Lazerbeam 

A bloody legend who is the best YouTuber of all time
Look its a lazerbeam
Lazerbeam by Bobcampyo May 27, 2019

lazerbeam 

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"
lazerbeam by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011

Lazerbeam 

Bro josh gave me 2 bucks he is such a lazerbeam
Lazerbeam by Slimeassaisian August 28, 2019

Lazerbeam 

A man that is obsessed with yelling the word yeet. He loves this word so much that he tattooed it to his body.
Person 1: hey have you seen lazerbeam
Person 2: yes he is the best YouTuber in the world
Lazerbeam by Lazerbeam is the best January 7, 2020

Lazerbeam 

A politically incorrect term for lesbians.
Most commonly used when wishing to discuss lesbians or referring to people who you suspect are lesbians in public without attracting the attention of said lesbians.
Guy 1: " You need to go watch Black Swan, it has a massive lazerbeam scene!"
Guy 2: I did go watch it, and by "scene" do you mean the whole freaking movie"
Guy 1" Yes! I wish all lazerbeams looked like Mila Kunis and Nathalie Portman"
Lazerbeam by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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