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layton latto 

An amazing kid every one loves. Totally not written by Layton Latto himself...
layton latto by PariParu PV April 20, 2022
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(Noun) Another word for an orgasm. Pronounced Lay-ton. Sounds like Satan with an L.
Girl: That guy gave the best Laton I've ever had. I squirted!!
Laton by TheSatanPogo December 30, 2014
Laton, CA is a very small town in the Central Valley, right by Hanford and Riverdale. In Laton there are more stray mutts roaming than an Indian reservation. Laton is half western families, and the other half Mexicans, most of which are wannabe gang bangers. They are slowly trying to take over the town. The best thing about laton is the Laton Rodeo which is a kick ass time once a year.
Have you ever been to laton?

Ya, I went for the rodeo. It was bad ass but there are so many ugly ass dogs running around.
laton by Dgaf October 21, 2013

Zackary Lanton 

the best fuckin Youtuber. gaming, vlogs, he's got everything. forget james charles or pewdiepie or whoever. they are nothing compared to Zackary Lanton. if you aren't subscribed to him you're a noob. you will not be disappointed, subscribe to this fucker. he does giveaways n shit. subscribe and join our cult.
Person 1: you have no idea how much i love Zackary Lanton. i would die for him.
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe

laiton ring 

A ring you place over your penis whilst having gay sex
Friend one:" hows the bf mark"
Friend two: "got cheeky and used a laiton ring"
laiton ring by qlpllqlp July 12, 2020
A funny and good looking guy who always makes you laugh and he’s an amazing best friend/boyfriend that you can ever have is a nice going no person he is very loud at times he is smart but does it use it He will never give up and loves eating
Omg laston is so hot
Laston by Laston December 27, 2019
1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.
1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"
lanton by jokerman44 August 10, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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