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layko by Jerald the 3rd December 28, 2017
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laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.
(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.
laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017
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1.And grace found laycon
2.And laycon found laycon

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Laycon by Jamesleek September 27, 2020

Princess Layou 

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.
Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.
Princess Layou by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
A person who is loved by many
I am an icon because I love laycon
laycon by Veinarous September 21, 2020
A layomi is normally the most goofiest person. They are funny and have the loudest goofiest laugh. They are also so beautiful and have the best smile. They can make anyone laugh so hard. They also strive to be their best in life. They work very hard in school and grind to be the best in life. Most Layomi's are West African so it's lit. They bring light into people's eyes and are the best people to go in time of need. Not only are they sympathetic but they will get you feeling so much better real quick. They also give the best advice ever. They give to people and don't ever get angry if they don't get anything in return. They have a beautiful personality everyone should have a layomi in their life. They are also always smiling and happy. They also laugh at everything even if it's not funny. They also have a little sassiness at some times.
I said something that was lowkey funny in class today and layomi starting laughing for a good 10min.
layomi by Dumbest March 15, 2017
The highest level a chomo can reach in NAMBLA. Details ate scarce, but it's widely speculated that one must lay with at least 500 young men to attain this level of stature.
I knew that once Chris got that day care gig that he'd become LAYGO in no time.
LAYGO by Sludgelord September 28, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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