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A layomi is normally the most goofiest person. They are funny and have the loudest goofiest laugh. They are also so beautiful and have the best smile. They can make anyone laugh so hard. They also strive to be their best in life. They work very hard in school and grind to be the best in life. Most Layomi's are West African so it's lit. They bring light into people's eyes and are the best people to go in time of need. Not only are they sympathetic but they will get you feeling so much better real quick. They also give the best advice ever. They give to people and don't ever get angry if they don't get anything in return. They have a beautiful personality everyone should have a layomi in their life. They are also always smiling and happy. They also laugh at everything even if it's not funny. They also have a little sassiness at some times.
I said something that was lowkey funny in class today and layomi starting laughing for a good 10min.
layomi by Dumbest March 15, 2017
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An Nigerian name that means " God is my happiness". He is a very handsome boy that likes people to laugh. His a black boy with a big dick. He just like a women-magnet
Wow this Layomi he's so handsome and funny I wish he's my boyfriend... I want to be like Layomi
layomi by Johnny Dept February 24, 2017
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Have you seen Labomi today?
Labomi by MrFrank42 August 26, 2021
The man of the operation crossing the US/ Canadian border spewing vomit in the back of a rental car on other peoples belongings.
I just LaVomited PJs hat

We'll get through customs because we have a LaVomit with us
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the annoying word that comes up in t9 when you try to text "Jazmine"
hey layoine wanna go blaze. Damn! i mean jazmine.
layoine by shaniqa December 8, 2007

ladominicky 

The name of a small creature that lives in a pocket.

A nickname for the name Dominic.

A nickname for your genitals.
Wanna see my ladominicky? ;)
ladominicky by rnoldbb April 16, 2014
A big booty bitch, kind of emotionally unstable but a sweetheart. Never knows what she wants to eat but also does but doesn’t, likes llamas.
Look at that big booty girl oh that’s just Laymis
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