LAYGO

The highest level a chomo can reach in NAMBLA. Details ate scarce, but it's widely speculated that one must lay with at least 500 young men to attain this level of stature.

I knew that once Chris got that day care gig that he'd become LAYGO in no time.

by Sludgelord September 28, 2010

laygo

A log haired goateed manbeast that consumes large amounts of PHO and manginas.

That laygo sure is a vile creature.

by Phyllis Syph June 23, 2008

Laycon

Grace

1.And grace found laycon
2.And laycon found laycon

2

by Jamesleek September 27, 2020

laycon

A person who is loved by many

I am an icon because I love laycon

by Veinarous September 21, 2020

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

a-Lago

An incompetent buffoon who shirks responsibilities in favor of taking leisure time. See also: Donald Trump.

My stupid boss is going skiing right before the budget is due. He's such an a-Lago.

by BodyForWife March 29, 2017

lagolicious

How you feel in the morning before your first cup of #coffee. You are lagging behind. You long for that delicious coffee! The early part of the morning when you can't even string two sentences together! I'm really lagolicious, where's my caffeine?!

I wish I had some damn coffee because I'm so sluggish, tired and lagolicious.

by J to the Dawg March 26, 2021